|No one has ever used these tools. If they had, they might have published a
web page about them. No
Of course, they don't actually work.
|I think it's all part of a delicious multi-tiered con-artistry. I continue to play along by pretending that I can accomplish something with these blades without an edge.|
|I'm cancelling the interview. While 20 miles on the bus every morning
sounds like a nice nap, and doubled paycheck could be tolerated, I need downtown.|
I need it.
|I took that "I'm a statistic" survey. I don't know a single policeman, lawyer, accountant, doctor, architect, accountant, firefighter... I don't know anyone with the sort of job you tell kindergarteners about.|
|So I realized, I don't really have any concept of what American people do for work. I slept through all of the career-planning meetings in high school. It was the boom, you know? But I don't even like computers!|
|But I've got a few secret plans, a few destinations, a few projects, a few
Maybe that will keep me busy.