No one has ever used these tools. If they had, they might have published a
web page about them. No
one has. Of course, they don't actually work.
I think it's all part of a delicious multi-tiered con-artistry. I continue
to play along by pretending that I can accomplish something with these blades without an
edge.
I'm cancelling the interview. While 20 miles on the bus every morning
sounds like a nice nap, and doubled paycheck could be tolerated, I need downtown. I need
it.
I took that "I'm a
statistic" survey. I don't know a single policeman, lawyer, accountant, doctor,
architect, accountant, firefighter... I don't know anyone with the sort of job you tell
kindergarteners about.
So I realized, I don't really have any concept of what American people do
for work. I slept through all of the career-planning meetings in high school. It was the
boom, you know? But I don't even like
computers!
But I've got a few secret plans, a few destinations, a few projects, a few
conspiracies.
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