jes5199 | Entries tagged with blank white cards

No one has ever used these tools. If they had, they might have published a web page about them. No one has.
Of course, they don't actually work.

I think it's all part of a delicious multi-tiered con-artistry. I continue to play along by pretending that I can accomplish something with these blades without an edge.

I'm cancelling the interview. While 20 miles on the bus every morning sounds like a nice nap, and doubled paycheck could be tolerated, I need downtown.
I need it.

I took that "I'm a statistic" survey. I don't know a single policeman, lawyer, accountant, doctor, architect, accountant, firefighter... I don't know anyone with the sort of job you tell kindergarteners about.

So I realized, I don't really have any concept of what American people do for work. I slept through all of the career-planning meetings in high school. It was the boom, you know? But I don't even like computers!

But I've got a few secret plans, a few destinations, a few projects, a few conspiracies.

Maybe that will keep me busy.