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Ah, well, I got paid, so I'm working again

Oops! My parents are in town (starting Saturday),

So i'm on vacation

Anyone who wants to meet my parents or has suggestions as what to feed and do with them, let me know

They were born in the late 1940s

My sister always wore my mom's wedding dress to "Hippie Day" at school

They are devout Southern Baptists and are at church 3 or more days a week (deacon/deacon's_wife, sunday_school teachers, choir members, etc)

My mother claims to be the most liberal person in her town

My mother is a social worker

My mother gets children taken away from their parents

My father worked at the War Gaming Center for 30 years

My father is retired

My father works at Radio Shack in the mall

My father copied all of his Simon and Garfunkel records onto cassette tape in the 1980s, and threw the vinyl away.

My father believes in "electronic mail" and has been trying to convert people to it for 20 years

My father still writes computer programs in Pascal

My father is starting chemotherapy when they go back home

I always call my parents "My father" and "My mother"; my sister and I tend to say "Our parents" whenever they come up in conversation. They always sign their emails and greeting_cards as "Daddy" and "Mommy"; I awkwardly avoid calling them any name at all when I'm speaking to them.