There is no such thing as an automobile.
Agriculture is an impossibility.
Literacy never caught on, so there aren't any libraries.
Language is entirely an illusion, because human beings are not capable of cooperation or altruism.
There are no arts or crafts.
Design does not happen, we've been using the same tools for ten thousand years, with no variations worth mentioning.
The Baptists are winning.
College degrees do not have any correspondence to anything in the real world, no one is using their degree because there's no such thing.
No one does anything for a living. It's not possible to make enough money to buy a house.
The economy has collapsed. It's the second great depression.
There aren't any other countries.
Computers are a complete waste of energy, nothing is improved by their existence.
Coffee might help me feel better.