food from stores is made out of plastic (thing)

Long time [belief] of mine. Ever notice that [homemade] food always [sucks] in comparison to what comes directly from a [store]? It's because the way we cook things is left over from when [food was real], and doesn't work perfectly on the [plastic food substitute].

Don't think for a [moment] that plastic food is a [Bad Thing]. It's [wonderful].