In the immortal words of Sam from Quantum Leap, played by Scott Bakula, now of Enterprise

Ohhhh boy.

thoughts

This is mostly for Van's benefit, i guess.
From the Tao, and the Tao

15. Enlightenment	15
The enlightened possess understanding So profound they can not be understood. Because they cannot be understood I can only describe their appearance:	The Sages of old were profound and knew the ways of subtlety and discernment. Their wisdom is beyond our comprehension. Because their knowledge was so far superior I can only give a poor description.
Cautious as one crossing thin ice, Undecided as one surrounded by danger, Modest as one who is a guest, Unbounded as melting ice, Genuine as unshaped wood, Broad as a valley, Seamless as muddy water.	They were careful as someone crossing an frozen stream in winter. Alert as if surrounded on all sides by the enemy. Courteous as a guest. Fluid as melting ice. Whole as an uncarved block of wood. Receptive as a valley. Turbid as muddied water.
Who stills the water that the mud may settle, Who seeks to stop that he may travel on, Who desires less than may transpire, Decays, but will not renew.	Who can be still until their mud settles and the water is cleared by itself? Can you remain tranquil until right action occurs by itself?
	The Master doesn't seek fulfillment. For only those who are not full are able to be used which brings the feeling of completeness.

fight club

this is your life
this is your life
it doesn't get any better than this.
I say let me never be complete. I say may I never be content.
you thought you had it all figured out.
I say may I never be complete. I say evolve and let the chips fall where they may.
if you don't fall all the way, you cant be saved. it's only after you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Nothing is static. Everything is changing. Everything is falling apart. There are only two constants in this life; chaos and pandemonium.

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I hate college.

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Life is all about substance abusing man. I mean, what's the point in just living if you can't live without feeling a little woozy? Well, at least that's what you think. Maybe you should think about checking into rehab and seeing what the real world is like.. and not through bloodshot eyes. Someday you're gonna come off that high, and then you'll realize 30 years have passed by, and you're in the middle of your backyard naked surronded by beanie babies trying to recreate woodstock.

lyric

Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat
We smoked the last one an hour ago

router

aha!
I have solved my hardware problems that have prevented internet bliss!

There's been a conversation going on

Master: (booming) What number would you like?
Card A: (confident) I will have THREE.

Master: And you, what number would you like?
Card B: (self-assured) I will have TEN.

Master: And you, as well, what number?
Card C: (timidly) Well, do you think I could have three?
Master: (Annoyed) It's been taken.
Card C: Er... then how about ten?
Master: Taken, too. I'm afraid I don't have time for this, move along.
Card C: But wait! I....!

So C is doesn't work, not because it is broken, but because the first cards are bullies. I download a monkey that makes A ask for 'eleven', and all is well.

more geekiness

I remeber computers used to be confusing
but every day one of my bosses breaks theirs
and I can fix it
not in half an hour
or five minutes
but instantly
every time

scarey.