things people have said to me, last 30 days.

Chrysalis mask	There are days when I walk outside, see the mountains and think, 'i love this city'. Today is one of those days. The clouds have lifted and the mtns have snow	Applesauce
People are smoking pot and drinking malt liquor at my bus stop	I am eating guacamole	I had a dream last night that i shot up heroin. Also in real life i'm on my way to work wearing a santa hat.
Are your roomies home for xmas? If so how can i get in touch with them?	Double double time!	I am on a ferryboat!
It's double-double time AGAIN	1372194362525088918054736257149802473679 1583258019659830208143746458109256380 24891805437256418034721418534160862143 24910814367201128356418029563725801134 7258362136	What colour is the wind?
I had a dream about shared space last night	Please tell me more about the cross-eyed bear	What about today?
The sugar refinery seems as big as the mountains	I'm missing a thin yellow paint on asphalt skid on my left rear heel	Zombies are always helpful.
Stand fast and fight the good fight, comrade.	Here we are discussing the inevitable outcome of a battle between Care Bears and zombies.	crushed mint, Simple syrup, Bourbon. A helpful note from an arms merchant supporting your war.
Cheese is not made with a swizzle stick. I think.	i have six feet in the last hour. i cannot say whether that's height or bodyparts.	Wonderful. I'm free between 3 and 7. Let's romp.
I'm in SE, but I'll make my way downtown after I'm satisfied this nuclear reactor is up to par.	This brownie has no keel!	I'm gonna see dead bodies now
Your metaphorical ass isn't welcome without the rest of you, unless it's going to drink this tea.	Please bring a prime number of helper bots and a Mr. Fusion	I'm at a pub listening to a boring band
I had a dream that a girl with a ray gun assassinated Vladimir Putin and everyone is Russia got happy and started playing board games.	basilisk periscope	I'm not sure hey that's sad or wonderful
I saw America today. It was snowy.	People keep giving me me lattes when I ask for cappucinos	There ain't no heart on batgirl
On rare occasions i wish i knew how to rock out